A public ranked board of landing pages. We screenshot the first screen, three judges score it /100, and the roast stays here. $9 puts your page on this list and gives you a card designed to be posted.
Three language-model judges (strategist, copy, critic) score independently. The card uses the median — not a person.
Ranked high to low. Tap a score for the roast. House rows were roasted for free so the list is not empty. Paid seats have no badge.
$9 is a seat on this board and a card designed to be posted. Paste the page, pay, and your score shows up on the list above. Other sites already score a page for free. This is the list people open.
Not screenshot-worthy? 48 hours from the card, refunded. Write support@lamonade.xyz.